The fish spawns fifteen to thirty eggs every third summer, laying them in sewer grates or under garbage pails, leaving the young (who hatch in sixteen minutes) to fate. If threatened by a predator such as YO! Sushi, it will quietly stomp away into the water very quietly, where it waits until the threat has left to return, squeal in excitement, and and get back to stomping.
The Stomping fish is also known to swim, though only in water shallow enough that it's fins touch the ground below, so it can stomp on the crabs, fish and other things on the lake bottom. The fish's main objectives in life are to be born, purchase a suitable pair of boots, and stomp on as much stuff as they can before they die. Wearing steeltoe boots aids in their ability to really stomp on stuff harder than they could in fins alone. The Japanese Stomping Fish is a slow moving amphibious fish that uses it's fins as feet to stand upright and stomp on things. They now dwell in the great lakes, where they antagonize beach goers and stomp on their stuff.ĭue to their relatively small size, succulent and flavorful flesh, and their habit of breathing, no living creatures is ever capable of capturing them except rats, mice, three kinds of other fish (NOT mackerel!), alligators, wussy little crocodiles, sharks, ponies, pugs, double-goots and ravens, sea gulls, shrews, pigeons, algae, swordfish, knifefish, reindeer, reindeer spelled like raindear, giraffes, horseflies, armadillos, turnips, sloths, rhinos, penguins, tigers, lions, bears, whales, Venus Fly Traps, mice, moo cows, elephants, bulls, cats, dogs, purple cats, purple dogs, purple catdogs, hotdog monsters,hypnopigs gym teachers, bats that do not live in oak trees, ferrets and those who like ferrets, pine tree gremlins, garden slugs, hacklesninks, guppies, minnows, quaggas, zebras, porcupines, gazelles, linosacholis, cheetahs, Parakeets, panda bears, roadkill, raccoons, corn, asparagus, summer squash, factories, dead tuna fish, artichokes, anchovies, and the double cheese whopper (with or without pickles). They snuck aboard ships and landed on the United States coast, where they displaced (assaulted) all native fish species and many land animals, such as the passenger pigeons, once-living rodents like the Stegosaurus and Dodo and Mammoths like the saber tooth tortoise. Japanese Stomping Fish originality inhabited Japan, but due to the invasion of Chinese Kicking Shark, they had to flee to new lands or get kicked. The mighty Double Cheese Whopper, (with or without pickles) is one of the few adversaries that the Japanese Stomping Fish cannot stomp (due to it being so freakin' greasy and massive, I mean, c'mon, it's practically a heart attack in a bun!).
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